Pseudo Sensor

Exclusively for your iPhone or iPod Touch, Pseudo Sensor is a hilarious application that will leave you and your friends in stitches! Pseudo Sensor is for sale now on the iPhone App Store.

Have you ever met a girl, gotten to know her better, only to discover too late that she was... well... stinky? Or maybe it was a guy and, even though his clothes matched, he turned out to be a nerd? If only you'd found out before it was too late....

Now you can! With the Pseudo Sensor!

Just point the sensor at your target and find out. Using an actual sensor on the phone*, this application displays how nerdy (or stinky, or 13 other things) that person is -- before you waste valuable time interacting with them.

The Pseudo Sensor is great for goofing on your friends, especially the uptight ones. Pick a mode and place your thumb on the slider. Point it at your buddy and slide your thumb discreetly to "sense" that he... "Wears Ladies Underwear"? "Wets the Bed"? The only limit is your imagination.

✦Full-screen sensor display with audio.
✦Discreet thumb slider controls the readings. (Slider can be hidden.)
✦15 preset modes: Awesome, Babe, Cheap, Fail, Genius, Greedy, Hot, Jealous, Liar, Loser, Nerd, Stinky, Stud, Vain, Weak.
✦Create your own modes! Customize the fun for the person you use it on.
✦"Random" mode actually detects** the most prominent characteristic of your target!

* The actual sensor used does not actually sense actual awesomeness, babe-a-liciousness, cheapness, chance of failure, smartness, greediness, hotness, jealousy, liarness, loserness, nerdiness, stinkyness, studliness, vanity or weakness. It detects where your thumb is on the slider.

** As if. It actually picks a mode at random.

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